if you can’t handle me at my
then you don’t deserve me at my
He looks cute when he was round too.
I love him big bellied and fit and in this weather thicc boys are made for cuddling
My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point
in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!
Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?!?
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect